queens

Columns, events and news from the Denver, Colorado drag queen scene

Saying I do with a tattoo

Well, we made it to 2012. According to the Chinese, the year will bring great…

Let him go, be the Ho Ho Ho you really are

Dear Cycle Sluts, Some friends of mine just had a baby and they’re going to…

Fashion queen

Denver is not the fashion capitol of the world. Pretty much every day is casual…

Start hooking the streets, no one’s hiring

Dear Cycle Sluts, I met this hot guy at a bar and we hung out…

Drag Queen Bing(n)o

With the closing of Jr.’s, there has been an explosion of bingo balls all over…

Everyone wants to do a porn star, not marry him

Dear Cycle Sluts, How do you tell someone that they are obnoxious? Signed, “Has standards.”…

Whore-ding

Mr. Waste thinks I am a hoarder. Or, as I like to say, a whore-der.…

Zippers or snaps?

Mr. Waste and I love to host dinner parties at our house. I cook and…

Booze enemas are for beginners

Dear Cycle Sluts, I was told that a booze enema can give you a good…

Naked sweaty balls

I was jumping up and down in the Ellie Caulkins Opera House. In the women’s…