queens
Columns, events and news from the Denver, Colorado drag queen scene
Wooly mammoths have always fascinated me. It’s the convergence of my two most favorite things, elephants and dinosaurs. With a mastodon, you get two for the price of one.
I have a nickname for myself: Karma’s Little Helper. I believe in karma. If you do bad things, bad things will happen to you. If you do good things, good things will happen.
Holy smokes. The pope resigned. The leader of the Roman Catholic Church, the right hand man of God, is calling it quits.
Our drag dungeon in Gaypleton is expanding. It’s not because I am running out of space for my 22 wigs, 32 purses and racks and racks of dresses and costumes.
Dear Cycle Sluts,
I have been with this guy for two months now, my first-ever boyfriend, and I’m totally in love with him. Everything is perfect, he seems to be the love of my life, but I’m still having a hard time when it comes to sex. I love him a lot but still find it hard to go down on him. What is wrong with me? Help me please!
– Down and Out
Gays are being blamed for Hurricane Sandy’s destruction of the east coast. At a November rally against marriage equality in Maryland, pastor Luke Robinson blamed the storm on New York City’s mayor Michael Bloomberg and the $250,000 he donated to help pass Question 6 for Maryland marriage equality.
The world is going to end in 16 days, or less, depending on when you’re reading this. Well, not really end, per se. The Mayan calendar will simply run out of days on December 21. It could be, as some believe, a prediction of the end of the world. Or it could be the Mayans lacked a bigger piece of stone on which to carve their calendar. Bless their sacrificial hearts.
Dear Cycle Sluts, What was your favorite gift as a child? Signed, “Candy or Coal”…
