NSFW: Star Wars like you’ve never seen it

The world is too hype for the new Star Wars movie. Even I, who had never seen the franchise before a month ago, am quivering with excitement. And although my excitement stems from a major film with a strong female characters and a black male lead, the movie still looks amazing.

The world is cashing in on the hype. I mean, Covergirl is selling Star Wars makeup at King Soopers, soooo…

This week, multiple videos surfaced that shined Star Wars in a whole new light for me.

French mobile phone company Wiko, launched an advert that seems to be a campaign to promote glow in the dark condoms as two Star Wars fans use them the way they were always intended – to turn their penises into lightsabers.

The hilarious ad actually promotes a new Wiko mobile deal, which apparently includes condoms with every order.

Translation: who cares? Realistically, what gay man hasn’t fantasized about this? It taps into our inner nerd and makes sex that much more exciting.

Another slew of videos popped up this week as well. This time without the condoms, but with full frontal, stormtrooper nudity. The series MOONR8KR follows a sexy, nearly nude stormtrooper who begins to replicate himself. Oh, and he wears a bedazzled helmet. What more do we want?

If you weren’t already feeling the hype, I hope this inspired some anticipation for the new film. Or at the very least, brightened your day.