[NSFW] Dartmouth Students Troll Rick Perry on LGBT Sex Issues During Visit

Rick Perry misaligned himself with “the gays” during his run for Presidency back in ’08.  (Has it been that long?!) See video below for *that* gem of a campaign spot.

Fast forward to now, where apparently the Ivy Leaguers over at Dartmouth needed some closure on the issue of his anti-LGBT posturing. While Perry wanted to talk politics, the student body wanted to talk … well … you have a look. Below are some of the questions the Ivy League audience Ivy beleaguered the 2016 presidential hopeful with:

• In 2002, you supported Texas’ anti-sodomy law. Do you dislike bootysex because the peeny goes in where the poopy comes out?
• You once played yourself in the movie “Deep in the Heart.” Would you ever let someone go Deep in Your Fart?
• You have fought hard against abstinence — plus safe-sex education — in favor of a strict abstinence-only policy. You have also taken a strong position [against] abortion. Is this because you want people to not know what condoms are, and not be able to terminate unwanted pregnancies, so they have to have anal sex?
• I know you have been very strong on all foreign policy issues, including Somali pirates … but what is your stance on butt pirates?
• Does your ideal anti-sodomy law prevent me from playing with my own poop shoot?
• You have recently said that homosexuality tears the fabric of society. If I showed you hard science that anal sex does not tear the fabric of your butt hole, would you change your mind?

Kids these days …

Good thing the head of the school’s College Republicans, Michelle Knesbach, grabbed the mic and shut down the ‘vulgar and inappropriate’ questions. But the buzzkill didn’t end with Republican hissing. Spencer Blair, the College Democrats prez went on record saying. “Neither I nor anyone from College Democrats would ever condone such behavior. I think it’s really disappointing that anyone would undermine a serious political event with sexually explicit questions.”

Well, some people think it’s “really disappointing” that anyone would try and undermine inalienable rights by campaigning against “gays in the military!” (which, of course, would include transfolk) and rally the inequality mob with the same-sex marriage devil.

Was the disruption completely immature and uncalled for?

Or did Rick Perry deserve a good ribbing?

Feel free to comment. We love a good debate.

 And, as promised, the video: