Cycle Sluts: ‘Wear a bag and stay in the dark’

I caught my boyfriend cheating, and he said it was the first time. I want to believe him, but I realized how many opportunities he’s had, and I don’t know if I can ever trust him again! Should I believe him?
Signed, “Fool Me Once!”

Cycle Sluts: A bitch needs her burger and shiny shoes

  Dear Cycle Sluts, I constantly have my “socially aware” friends telling me not to…

Cycle Sluts: ‘If he’s used to 10 inches then, yes it’s cheating!’

  Dear Cycle Sluts, My boyfriend and I have been together for three months. Last…

Cowboys and Queens: not as different as you think!

An up-and-coming young drag queen recently emailed me wanting the secret to my success. What…

Cycle Sluts: Stay home and use your Webcam like everybody else

  Dear Cycle Sluts, I think I’m being stalked. How can I be sure, and…

Let him go, be the Ho Ho Ho you really are

Dear Cycle Sluts, Some friends of mine just had a baby and they’re going to…

Start hooking the streets, no one’s hiring

Dear Cycle Sluts, I met this hot guy at a bar and we hung out…

Drag Queen Bing(n)o

With the closing of Jr.’s, there has been an explosion of bingo balls all over…

Everyone wants to do a porn star, not marry him

Dear Cycle Sluts, How do you tell someone that they are obnoxious? Signed, “Has standards.”…

Booze enemas are for beginners

Dear Cycle Sluts, I was told that a booze enema can give you a good…