Alabama Walmart stocks gun counter with “Gun Oil” lube

An Alabama man shopping in the gun section at Walmart, came across a little more than he bargained for. With no one around to help Jamie Lee Bracey, he decided to have a look around, when he noticed Gun Oil H20, a personal lubricant that is known well by its targeted audience the gay community.

He was intrigued by the water based aspect because, “that could rust, right?” Upon further inspection he realized that it wasn’t lube for a firearm, but rather a different type of rifle.

Let’s see here. ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone.’ Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.

Then, the line “Ginseng and guarana to promote blood flow’ really threw him off. Under the guise as actual gun oil, that line is frightening. But we all know that increased blood flow is a good thing to come in our lubricant.

Luckily, Jamie figured it out when he read the instructions…

For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas. Boom!

We would have stocked up, because Walmart always rolls back those prices!

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