John Stamos bares his butt cheeks

Like nearly every gay millenial growing up, the best thing about Full House, besides the Olson twins being sassy little humans, was John Stamos. There was something about that mullet, adorable smile, and cooler-than-you attitude that made our little gay skin tingle. He may not have been our first man crush, and he surely wasn’t our last, but he holds a special place in our little gay hearts.

Lately, he’s been busy with his new Fox sitcom Grandfathered to his role in the upcoming My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, which we are all excited about. He’s also set to come back for the Nextflix series Fuller House, and continuing his work for the adoption charity Project Cuddle.

However, our interests don’t fall on his resume, but rather his backside. In his latest photoshoot for Paper Magazine, Stamos went full monty, and while we know it’s cliché to say, but have mercy!