A lamp to spank

There are few instances in life when a slap can be considered a good thing. A slap on the back for a job well done, or even a slap on the butt for a touchdown. (idk, sports?) We even had those slap bracelets from the 90’s that came in any animal print you could ever want. But now, the best slap invention, uhm, ever is being released.

London-based artist Joseph Begley presents the Slap It, a lamp in the shape of a butt that comes on when you spank it. The perfectly butt-shaped mechanism, made of silicone for maximum accuracy, is a gift from the gods. Touch it, squeeze it, caress it or give it a slap and watch a glorious light emerge from the gluteus maximus.

Earlier this year he released a limited number of the lamps for the low price of $1,000, but the artists is re-releasing them to the public for the even lower price of $230.

We’ll take one for Christmas, Hanukah, we’ll even take one for Thanksgiving. Just take our money.

On sale soon from Slap It on Vimeo.