Top three craigslist posts of the week
Back in college, I had a myspace account with a gay sexual orientation label, and as a 19 year old twink, received a lot of terrible messages which I was all too happy to send out in my dorm’s (completely unregulated) newsletter. Today, I unearth this happy tradition by perusing the naughtier sections of craigslist and posting all the creepy while sifting through all the nonsense. Enjoy. (Images are cropped for safe-for-work [I mean safer-ish] perusing.)
1. Miscellaneous Romance >> M4M >>
Are you homeless or couch surfing and tired of finding a new place to sleep each night??
Papa is looking for a son to hold and love, is this you??
I am a 61yo GWM – Bottom, I am looking for a younger boi 18+ top with whom to share my home and bed. If you are willing to help around the house and share my bed and yourself, I need you. I am a very loving guy who is a homebody who likes to cuddle and snuggle and very touchie feelie. How about giving me a chance, what have you got to lose?
Petite – Latino – Asian+++
Size of your cock is unimportant. Just let me play with it and you.
Our house is near Buckley Field in Aurora. My room/bed is available now. Rent would be free for right guy/considerations.
Must be HIV/STD negative and drug free. We are smoker & 420 friendly. There are other housemates in their own relationships.
We have dogs & Cats in the home. Want to join us.
Asian, Latino & Fem boiz++. Will Consider all inquires.
Serious Only. Not seeking FWB – Hook-Ups or One Night Stands.
Tell me about yourself, and send a pic.
We have easy access to Bus and Light Rail. Wi-Fi and Dish Network provided. Would this be of interest for you??
IF THIS AD IS UP I AM STILL SEEKING A BOI!!
Ron
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2. Missed Connections W4W >> GIRL IN MAROON FORD WITH BLACKED OUT TAIL LIGHTS
Hello, I am looking to find the blond female who was driving a maroon colored truck, early 90’s Ford, with blacked out tail lights in Lafayette yesterday. After you continually annoyed me by cutting me off, and not going when the light turned green, I finally decided I would “race” you since that’s what you were acting like you wanted. I eventually passed you in my stock Honda civic. I’m sure you were embarrassed. But it seemed to be the only way to get you to stop harassing me despite me not doing ANYTHING to you. Anyways, after meeting with a client and working on their design for a few hours, I found my car to be keyed. It’s obviously intentional as it starts right after the clear bra and is continued all the way across my hood and onto my drivers side window. I don’t know anyone in Lafayette, and I am well beyond my years of high school drama. Therefore, I find it only plausible that you vandalized my vehicle (with no good reasoning). I’m looking for your information so I can add your information to my police report. If anyone knows who I’m talking about, please let me know. I am a college student working two jobs, and I worked very hard to be able to own my car, and to keep it up.
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3. Miscellaneous Romance >> couple looking for guy for a 3some in exchange for a place tonight – mw4m – 22
Hello, my boyfriend and I are looking for an exchange for a threesome for a place to crash tonight. Now I will say…..we don’t look like scrubs or drug addicts or anything like that. We just simply would like a place to stay for the night because were staying outta the way. We are clean no diseases or anything. I got checked a few months ago and so did he. And if possible I have work tomorrow at 10 so if you could get me as close to centennial as possible in the morning. No hardcore drug users and we are kinda picky so please don’t look like creeps or if your over 40 no freaking way! We are 420 friendly but unfortunately have ran out of weed and I don’t get paid til tomorrow. So lets see the pics fellas and if your down we are down and the boyfriend is willing to share. 😉
Oh and for appearance we are a more curvy couple. I have my nipples pierced and we are 22 years old. When you reply I will send a picture.
Lets see how this does.
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